no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
