whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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