What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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