this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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