True but thats because hes a fetus.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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