One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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