I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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