My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize