When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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