I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
P.S. I can't hear my feet
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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