So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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