I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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