It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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