But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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