Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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