She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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