Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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