I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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