He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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