you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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