They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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