one two three fourrrrnication!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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