he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
My bed smells like the plague
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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