You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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