I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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