I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Welp...herpes.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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