Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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