We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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