There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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