Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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