the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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