: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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