I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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