I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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