but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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