i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize