My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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