I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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