I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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