i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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