In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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