The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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