i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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