normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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