Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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