Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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