Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The struggles of a small town man whore
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
