I just made out with a guy for $7.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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