What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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