Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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