Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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