The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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