these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
