Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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