Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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