Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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